Snooki Reveals What She Would Buy Justin Bieber For Christmas: Condoms and Tattoos

Nicole Polizzi may go by “Snooki” but Justin Bieber may soon be calling her Santa! The reality TV star created a new video, which was posted to her Celebuzz site on Thursday, in which she talked about what kinds of holiday gifts she would get for Justin.

“I would gift him a stocking with a lot of condoms because you never know,” Snooki said. “I feel like he does get around, and he should because he’s Justin Bieber and he can get any girl that he wants.”

Also on Snooki’s gift list? A trip to the tattoo parlor with the pop star!

“I feel like he’s definitely into tattoos so maybe I’ll buy him a tattoo,” Snooki said, adding that she had some suggestions as to what Justin could get inked on his body. “Maybe he could have a tattoo of, like, (my son) Lorenzo’s face,” she quipped. “Lorenzo’s so cute and I feel like everybody should get a tattoo of Lorenzo because he’s adorable.”

While Snooki herself has numerous tattoos, she has yet to get one in honor of her son, who was born in 2012. In February, the star posted a blog promising that she would soon celebrate her little one with some permanent ink. Although she has yet to make good on her promise, she assured fans that it’s still going to happen.

“I’m going to get one soon!” she said in the video. “Like (Lorenzo’s) face on my butt.”

Snooki tweeted the singer a link to her video, but he has yet to respond on Twitter to her Christmas gift offer.

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Snooki Wants To Buy Miley Cyrus A Vibrator For Christmas

Man, Snooki‘s really taking that whole “Dancing with the Stars” “pocket rocket” thing to heart. In a new YouTube video, the hot mama gets in the holiday spirit by telling her fans what she’d like to put under tongue-wagging twerk queen Miley Cyrus‘ Christmas tree, and it ain’t your grandma’s typical stocking stuffer. (If it is, you should probably have a chat with her.)

“I would get [Miley Cyrus] a lot of Christmas presents that involve vibrators and some sex toys and…really hot stripper outfits,” Snooks says in the clip. Awww, she’s like a sexy guidette Christmas elf!

Nicole says the controversial star is simply fabulous for giving any and all haters a big F-U for letting her rubber, flesh-colored freak flag fly, and wants to encourage her wild side with the kind of stuff you’d find in any run-of-the-mill sex dungeon. How festive! ”[Miley] could maybe sit on Santa’s lap, give Santa a boner…she could twerk on Santa,” she says, rattling off a few holly jolly ideas for her hypothetical gifts to the singer. Maybe it would inspire the Miley Cyrus Christmas album we all so richly deserve, starting with a “Santa Baby/We Can’t Stop” mashup…not that we’ve thought about it, or anything.

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Snooki Gives Relationship Advice to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!

Who better to give relationship advice than Snooki?

In a recent interview, the Jersey Shore star gave none other than Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber relationship advice!

"It's a good idea that him and Selena broke up because they're both young and they're both hot. They don't need to be in a committed relationship right now," she said.

Just like she did, she admitted they need to live it up and not settle down so fast too...after all YOLO!

"They need to be enjoying themselves and living life, because I feel like you should be in a committed relationship when you're ready to actually settle down. And Justin Bieber is not ready to settle down. He wants to have fun and hook up with girls, which he should be because he's 19," she continued.

"I just think Justin Bieber does not need love and he should just have fun with it - for now."

We never thought we'd say this but...we SO agree with Snooks!

Do you think Justin and Selena should still be together or should they take Snooki's advice?

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TOP PICK: Snooki Gives Birth To A Baby Boy!

Looks like the Seaside Heights house just got its latest roomie: Nicole "Jersey Shore" star "Snooki" Polizzi has given birth to her first child, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle.

Snooki and her fiancé, Jionni LaValle, welcomed their baby boy into the world a little before 3 a.m. Sunday morning (August 26) at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey.

Early this morning, the new mommy took to Twitter to gush over her little one, writing, "I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE'S MY WORLD! ❤"

A rep for Polizzi told MTV, "The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!"

MTV shared in Snooki's excitement: "We couldn't be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo's first trip to the Jersey Shore and can't wait to see his first animal print onesie."

It's the first child for the couple, who simultaneously announced their engagement and their baby news back in March. From there, the reality starlet and bride-to-be made it known that she wanted to have her baby before walking down the aisle.

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"I mean, I do have a dream wedding," she told MTV News in April. "But I definitely don't even want to talk about it or think about it because I'm not even ready for it yet. I just want my baby first."

She also shared at the time that she had already been flipping through baby-name books to pick out just the right name for the baby. In May, Snooki found out she would be having a boy, despite secretly hoping she'd be having a girl.

Though, in the end, Snooki had this message for her bundle of joy: "As long as it's healthy, I'm fine. So if you're a boy, I'll still love you, obviously."

Her pregnancy was later documented on her "JS" spin-off, "Snooki & JWoww," and she joked to us that she hoped her pal would soon have a child or two, that way their kids could one day marry each other. "I want four total, so hopefully, when I have my second, she's ready to have her first, so they can either date and make an offspring together — so they can make a Snooki/JWoww baby," she said. "So, they're either gonna date or be best friends."

The last few months of her pregnancy will also be featured on the next season of "Jersey Shore," which begins airing in October. And while she hung out with her crew by day, she did go back to her own place every night. "[It used to be] Nicole partying, partying, partying, but now she lived next door, so it was different," Pauly D explained. "Well, she had this porch, and then me and Vinny would kick down Snooki's porch [door] every day. We loved that porch. I was there more than my own house."

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