With the exception of sliced bread, there's really nothing better than a new Harry Styles interview. Nothing. At all. In the whole world.
And, so, without further ado, allow us to present a new one.
Harry kicks off the interview with Now magazine by talking about his love life. Also he doesn't explain what went on between him and Caroline Flack in that caravan last weekend.
"I do have friends - and I'd say that more than 90% of the perople I get linked with are my friends. At the moment it appears that I have, like, 7000 girlfriends. It's just ridiculous."
Just in case you didn't get a B in Maths GCSE like us, allow us to point out that 10% of 7000 is still 700.
Which is still quite a lot of girlfriends. Thankfully, Harry is a master of being in two places at once.
"It's crazy," he admits." On the other hand, I'm 18 and I'm having fun. I am young, after all."
We know that he's young because he and his band mates wrote an entire song about it.
Harry does admit that having approximately 700 girlfriends can cause problems though - and even his Mum is bored of asking what's going on.
"It does get in the way if I like someone. I'll say: 'I like you." And they'll say: 'But what about this and this?' I have to tell them it's not true. But it gets a bit tiring, too."
"[My mum] has stopped asking me now. There have been so many cases when she's asked me things and I've told her things just aren't true. So she just doesn't ask me any more."
But Harry does use the interview to clear up those rumours about him and Natalie Imbruglia getting it on after James Corden's wedding in September.
"Basically, we'd never met before. We were at James' wedding, we had a drink and we both left at a very similar time. So I get why it looks a bit dodgy."
"I fancied her when I was younger."
Which is bound to make Natalie feel great.
Harry then moved on to talk about something much, much, much more interesting than his 700 relationships with girls.
He talked about his relationship with his hairstyle, instead.
"It is kind of my favourite and also my least favourite thing," he said. "I really like it. But sometimes it can get in the way, especially when I'm going for a run. Sometimes it's a real pain."
Oh dear. Somebody buy him a David Beckham Alice band.
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