BREATHE? THERE’S SO MUCH ABOUT BOYS WE DON’T KNOW…
Yes this is yet another story about a member of One Direction and his penis, but listen up; one day we might not write about the boys’ willies and then you’ll realise how much you like spending your time reading about them. (We don’t think that day will ever come.)
Anyway during a recent interview with 93.3 FLZ, Harry Styles, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson revealed that they often like to sleep “commando”.
“I always sleep naked”, said Louis.
“It’s so much better…” agreed Niall Horan.
Louis: “So much easier.”
Soon Harry chipped in with: “Leht it ulll ‘ang ouuut” (trans: Let it all hang out).
“I did it last night,” said Nialler.
Then Luigi, the oldest and therefore wisest of the group explained why it’s so important to go to bed with no pants on: “It’s been in your boxers all day, restricted, it needs time to breathe.”
Is having the opportunity to breathe the key to a happy Tom-dinkle-son then Louis? That makes sense.
Oh and by the way, has anyone found us *that ruler* yet? We weren’t joking when we asked you to track it down.
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