If she ever gets bored with her career as a singer Taylor Swift might like to consider becoming a comedian.
The star has done something VERY FUNNY (laugh or we will force the giggles out of you) - she's used her own song lyrics to warn trespassers to stay off her property.
The country warbler (that actually translates as singer, it's not some kind of strange endangered bird in this case) recently bought a $17 million luxury home in Rhode Island and she clearly doesn't want strangers turning up uninvited.
Taylor has put up signs outside her new home which read: "I knew you were trouble when you walked in."
And to ensure they get the message, in large letters underneath, it says: "NO TRESPASSING."
You get the message, yeah? Good, glad that's settled (we sound almost as menacing as Taylor's signs).
Taylor moved into her new home in May and is said to have paid the whopping price in one payment.
The house is yet another addition to her property portfolio as she already owns places in Beverly Hills and Nashville.
Just imagine if she'd bought a house in the UK to be close to her ex-boyfriend Harry Styles.
She would PRACTICALLY BE BRITISH - ok, so we're going a little bit overboard there.
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