How Taylor Swift Really Feels About Selena Gomez, and Other Imagined Celebrity Connections


Each week, we look at the biggest celebrity news—and amuse ourselves by imagining how those celebrities might have reacted. Join us within the walls of Taylor Swift’s New England manse, Anne Hathaway’s neighborhood coffee shop, and Adam Levine’s electronics-strewn sex lair.

Taylor Swift spent her Memorial Day weekend in Rhode Island (where she recently purchased a $17 million mansion) with 16-year-old Hailee Steinfeld and 28-year-old Jessica Szhor.

Taylor tosses her phone on the kitchen table with a sigh. “What is it?,” Hailee asks, putting her macramĂ© down. “It’s Selena . . . she’s just so . . .” Jessica pulls a lavender beanbag chair close to Taylor and sits. “What’s going on?,” Jessica asks, placing a hand on Taylor’s knee. “Oh my God, I love you guys,” Taylor squeals. Taylor sets her mug of kombucha down on the counter, and she puts her hair up in a bun. The corners of her mouth turn up. “It’s one of those things where, like, I can’t tell if I’m just imagining it or if she’s actually being completely weird, you know?” Jessica and Hailee nod their heads vigorously.

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