It's something we spent a lot of time stressing about: just WHAT should we get Harry Styles for his 19th birthday ? He's the One Direction star who has EVERYTHING, after all.
We considered a nice bit of Elizabeth Duke jewellery, a pair of Nike Air Max trainers and Taylor Swift's new album, but in the end we went for a Tamagotchi - those things are still HUGE, right?
But it seems we got it wrong, because all Harry wanted was a nice looking lady to take her clothes off in front of him and wiggle her bum in his face.
Thank goodness then that Harry's pals Nick Grimshaw, Pixe Geldof, Miquita Oliver and the rest of their cool East London crew know the 1D star better than we do.
Having already toasted his 19th year the evening before , last night Harry and his mates headed out for what we're calling Harry's Birthday Celebrations 2: This Time Someone's Gonna Get Naked.
The crowd headed to The Alibi in trendy Dalston, where Harry was presented with a VERY special birthday present in the form of a stripper.
Harry was no doubt a tad worried when the buxom brunette first arrived, as she was dressed as a police woman brandishing a truncheon, and we imagine she did that whole 'Harry Styles? I'm here to arrest you. You've been a very bad boy' routine before the stripper music kicked in and she started to shed her uniform.
The professional clothes-taker-off-er did a little dance for Harry as she stripped to her lacy black underwear, then shook her bum in the One Direction star's lap the way that strippers do. Or so we're told. *Ahem*
Harry - wearing a navy heart print shirt (he's too cute) - seemed to enjoy his 'present', laughing and rubbing his hands with glee.
We reckon that stripping can be hungry work, so we hope Hazza offered his policewoman a slice of his blue and green birthday cake. Although not the chocolate guitar. As birthday boy, he totally has dibs on the chocolate guitar.
After no doubt knocking back a few shandies, Harry left the nightclub around 3am and headed to a private house party where he stayed until 4.30am.
That's two late nights on the trot for the 19 year old, who also celebrated the night before with ex-girlfriends Cara Delevigne and Caroline Flack . We can only imagine the world of pain he is in this morning. Someone take a Sausage and Egg McMuffin and a packet of paracetamol round to his flat, yeah?
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