Everyone has an embarrassing crush, someone they won’t admit to harbouring a secret thing for.
As well as revealing which universities are having the most sex, the 2012 Student Sex Survey by studentbeans.com, has revealed which celebrities Britain’s students would secretly like to shag.
Comedian Russell Howard came top of the men’s leaderboard, while Emma Watson led the list of celebrity women students have taken a secret shine to.
The Harry Potter star was also joined by a couple of hot older British ladies in the top five - both born in the 1960s and still doing it for our students - maths whizz Carol Vorderman (2nd) and saucy chef and Queen of double entendres, Nigella Lawson (4th).
US stars Katy Perry and Angelina Jolie completed the top five.
Our very own British talent continues to secretly do it for our nation's students when it comes to the boys too.
Simon Cowell comes in second, whilst unlikely lads Rupert Grint and James Corden feature in the top five.
Pop prince Justin Bieber completes the top 5 - a playground crush that Britain’s girls just couldn’t bear to part with and like that favourite cuddly toy, smuggled off to university...?
Awww, we’re still beliebers...Secretly.
Britain’s students were also asked to name those celebrities they would be loud and proud to admire from the rooftops.
For the boys, hotties Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds and Zac Efron made up the top five.
For the girls, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry and Cheryl Cole are the celebs male students would most like to have some fun with.
Over 5,000 university students in the UK told studentbeans.com what they get up to, with whom, where, how often and in what position.
Check out more results from the 2012 Student Sex Survey, including which universities are having the most sex here: www.studentbeans.com/studentsex2012
You can also download the full uncut results and find out all the juicy bits with this free download: www.studentbeans.com/download