HARRY STYLES 'KEPT FORCING HIS EEL INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S MOUTHS'




SOUNDS A TOUCH FISHY TO US

The Larry Stylinson lovefest has always seemed fairly rock solid, but from the sounds of things, One Direction's Louis Tomlinson might have some stiff competition in the bromance stakes as Harry Styles has apparently been forcing his eel into the bodily recesses of a number of other men.

We're not sure how we feel about Hazza's choice of snack but it apparently caused a slight disagreement during a lunch date with US songwriter and X Factor Vocal Producer Savan Kotecha.

"Savan kept trying to get his hands on my eel during lunch," Harry tweeted.

Apparently it wasn't all that simple though and Savan had a few things to say about the incident, tweeting Hazza back saying: "Tell the truth Harry! You kept trying to force your eel into people's mouths! This isn't a prison shower you know!"

Naturally by this point we were imagining all kinds of giddy things about their lunchtime activities. Mainly that they involved nakedness, wasabi and that thing where people lie on the table and you eat sushi off them.

Unfortunately it sounds like it wasn't exactly how we'd imagined though, and Savan felt the need to clear a few things up about his fishy snack.

"And by eel I mean..... eel. I'm a vegetarian," he said.

Well, to be completely honest we're not sure why Hazza is so keen on eel-like animals, but it's not the first time he's got up close and personal with a slithery creature now is it?

As lovely as it is to hear about Harry's new hobby, we hope he remembers not to forget Louis in all this. We're sure he'd like a slice of eel action too.
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