WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT, YEAH HAZZA?
The rules of farting are (and yes there are rules), that if you drop a stinker you have to own up to it.
Harry Styles was seemingly never notified about these rules and it’s winding the rest of One Direction right up.
Speaking to Chicago’s B6, Louis Tomlinson, who knows the scent of the Styles like no other, admitted: “I dislike it when Harry farts and then pretends it’s not him for literally 10 minutes.”
“No he doesn’t, he never admits to it,” put in Zayn Malik, subconsciously tapping the nose peg in his pocket.
“Sometimes I admit, alright?” said Harry in a bid to defend his stinking self.
“I agree with Louis,” continued Zayn, “he never admits it.”
“Thanks bro,” said Luigi, suddenly discovering a newfound respect for Zayn and wondering if maybe he needs a man who feels more comfortable with honesty in his life.
We reckon that Hazza just needs to take a leaf out of Niall Horan’s book and do them loud and proud, because who wants to be stinky AND a liar? Not us Scapers, not us.
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