ONE DIRECTION’S LOUIS TOMLINSON AND THE GREAT BELGIUM MYSTERY




WHAT’S GOING ON, LUIGI?

Louis Tomlinson isn’t the most mysterious person we’ve come across, and that’s fine. Not everyone can be Zayn Malik, or have extra nipples and testicles like Harry Styles.

However, the One Direction singer has been keeping a secret and holding something back for a while now.

“I am 1/8 Belgian. It’s a secret that I’ve had embedded in my life for a long time,” he told Australian radio hosts Fifi and Jules, proud of his exotic blood.

This revelation threw the Sugarscape office into disarray, 1/8 Belgian? we cried, while having flashbacks of maths and trying to draw charts of grandparents to work out Louis’ heritage.

Just as we finally worked out where the Flemish was in the Tomlinson bloodline (a great grandparent?), the Tomlinator only went and tweeted this:




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